The Swing of Things

It was one silly comedy, nothing serious, nothing really romantic. Much better than what they make these days, of course it could have been better but it was entertaining enough and definitely it wasn't as bad as other reviewers say.

The big problem is that I will never get that 94 minutes back. Unfunny and crass. A waste of good talent. Could have been much funnier with better writing.

So, I typically give way more than 1-star to a movie as even bad movies a lot of times have something good going in some areas. Before watching this one, I down voted 1-star reviews thinking those people are just stupid with no sense of humor. How WRONG I was... This movie does NOT deserve any more than 1-star. This is a massive flop with an absolutely horrible script and terrible directing. It is not funny. It's badly cut, terrible directing which makes camerawork seems bad and actors who can play way better than what is here, seem like it's their first movie. A high school play is better than this. I don't know what happened. This is so weird, and sucks for the actors to be involved in such massive flop of a production nonsense. Boo for the producer of this thing too to not be able to see it.

I love romantic comedies, so when this movie came out and I saw that it was filmed at my favorite adult vacation site, Hedonism II, I just had to buy it! There were several actors that had small parts who are employees of the resort and it was so good to see these familiar faces while watching! There was even a quick glance at the owner, Harry! I'll admit that I had to watch the movie twice because the first time I was too excited about trying to spot anyone I might know! But overall, the movie was cute and I'm glad I watched it!

I gave it 20 minutes before taking a hard pass. Here is my theory... I think a bunch of Hollywood filmmakers wanted a tax write-off for a trip to a swinger's resort in Jamaica. They slapped together a ridiculous plot, filmed it as quickly and cheaply as possible, then used any leftover budget on resorts and drinks and whatever... with any out-of-pocket money they spent deducted on their taxes as a work expense. That's all I can think of - nobody possibly thought this movie was so good it had to be made.

This movie is pointless,stupid and horrible. It is filled with Jamaican sterotypes and a million "yea mon" phrases that are actually an annoying cultural perpetuation. The actors are some known individuals. I am so confused about Luke Wilson being in such a low budget movie with such an idiotic script. I cannot believe persons used money to make something so inferior. The audio was bad,editing was bad,plot and storyline nonexistent. ABSOLUTELY STUPID FILM. WASTE OF TIME,MONEY LOCATION AND ACTORS.