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This movie was a tremendous parade of laughter, animation, and storyline! It wasn't your typical Aardman movie by any stretch of the imagination, This movie was Original which i am a stickler for, It had a top-notch cast, and it had a storyline that kids and adults can follow very easily. For people who are looking for an alternative to Wrinkle in Time or Black Panther, Go see Early Man and have a tremendous time with your family and learn some great lessons along the way!

. . . EARLY MAN brings some life to a lame game relegated to such World Wars losers as Germany, Japan, and France. (While it's true that soccer also has made some in-roads on a few backwards continents including South America, Africa, Asia, Australia, Antarctica, and Central America, there is not a whiff of evidence that this lethargic pastime is contested on any planet outside our Solar System.) The closing credits for EARLY MAN note that a near-record crowd of 1,000 die-hard soccer fans turned out to record mob noise sound effects for this film at Memorial Stadium in Bristol, England, and never noticed that there were no actual teams on the field. That's because the level of activity in what passes for "major league" soccer is often upstaged by the grass growing on "the pitch." Were it not for this movie's inexplicable insistence on catering to some of these corrupt United Nations countries by confusing normal folks and labeling this version of childish soccer kickball by the hallowed name of America's Game--"football"--EARLY MAN might merit a perfect rating of "10" for exposing soccer as the fiasco it actually is.

If I didn't have my 5 year old son with me, I would have walked out of the cinema, but since I thought that he enjoyed it, I decided to stay. For a while I was thinking about finding my phone, so that I could read the news or something, but I figured that the light from the screen would be disturbing for my son. I didn't really take the other people that were in the cinema into consideration - there were only 3 other people there and I totally understand why, because this is the worst Aardman movie I've ever seen. In good animation movies for kids, there's always some jokes that are there for the adults, so that the parents can have a laugh as well, but not in this one. It was just lame slapstick humor. After the movie, before I had mentioned anything about my thoughts on the film, my son's first comment was: "This was a boring poo movie" and I couldn't agree more. A total waste of time and money. I'd give it one star, but since the animations were OK, it gets two.