The Siege

I am no movie snob. I grew up on cheesy 90's actions. Let me be clear even though they clearly wanted to go with a cheesy 90's action vibe that's not what this movie is. This.....I don't even know how to describe. It feels like something made by a bunch of teen boys and shot with their iphone. Every part of this is horrible. From the absolutely atrocious scrip which feels as if it's written by a 12 year old , to cinematography which makes most vacation videos look like a master piece, to the horrible sound and score but perhaps the worst part of all is the acting. I have no idea who the actor is that portrays the main character but I am 100% sure he is just a body builder who has never taken an acting lesson in life. Every scene with him is just an atrocity. He seems almost entirely dedicated to posing and showing off his muscles and he barely capable of reacting to anything around him or interacting with his co stars. His fight scenes are hilariously and you can practically hear how much he strains to make his voice sound rough to make his voice sound more video gamey I have no idea how movie was greenlit much less how it got it's low level internet popularity but I am completely convinced that it has to do with nepotism. That someone involved with this atrocity has a daddy in the industry who pulled some strings. I really hope that some movie blogger with too much time on their hands does an investigation in the history of this movie and what kind of strings had to be pulled for it to see the light of the day because this would be a thousand times more interesting then this atrocity TL;DR. It's very bad. Don't watch it.

Words cannot express how horrible this movie is. There is nothing else to say besides save the 1.5 hours of your life and read a book. There are no redeeming features for this movie. Here's the main issues; The plot is weak and forced. Acting is very poor, though the terrible script probably didn't help the actors. Poor casting. The big hero is just walking around and flexing his biceps and mumbling his lines through the whole movie. Special effects look like they were done by a 5 year old - Was the director even awake? Already mentioned the terrible script, but it was worth another mention. In summary, don't waste your time.