It's Storytime: The Movie

I watched this movie.. it was.. a movie. I believe I spent more on my lunch yesterday than was spent on this entire film. At no point did I have any clue what the movie was about, what was going on in the movie, who any of the characters were, what the characters were doing, or why anything was happening.. When I had chicken pox in my teens and was suffering through dehydration, starvation, and fever hallucinations.. the random visions I was having were more coherent than any part of this movie. However, things.. happened.. to characters.. and they had lines, so.. it's technically a movie. Anything past that is a complete mystery.