Beast

As a GM of a theater, one "duty" is to screen movies before they're premiered. Usually, it's a perk. This is like getting a root canal and abdominal surgery with no anesthesia. I'm writing this about an hour into this horrible travesty of the big screen. Dialogue is stupid and not believable. Plot holes are so huge, there's not enough left to make anything worth watching. This is a train wreck of a film. Kid actors are horrible. I'm literally yelling at the screen it's so terrible. I'm so sorry for Elba for somehow believing he needed to take this gig.

Never written a review before, but a day after watching this I wish I could get my money back! This is an assault on the film it was put on. Everything about this movie is ridiculous and an assault on my brain. What a waste of Idris. Laughable.

Seriously, this was hilarious, unfortunately, I don't think that's intentional. When a lion is preying, don't get out of the fu$&ing car! Or leave the windows open. Or argue about a carriage ride from last year. This movie is an insult to the intelligence of lions and to the audience. I'm embarrassed for Idris Alba, this is a pathetic mess. And the two teenagers in the movie must be related to the producers, neither was even convincing as petulant teenage girls. I honestly was rooting for the lion to take me out of the misery of watching. But, just like a train wreck, it's hard to stop watching.