The WoAD vs Lince Dorado

The WoAD begins this match warning Lince that her name is an acronym for "Weapon of Ass Destruction" but Lince doesn't seem impressed... until he gets a face full of it! The WOAD then continues to drop "The Big One" on Lince scoring multiple 2 counts until Lince manages to just barely scurry away in time to avoid catastrophe. He then capitalizes on the grounded WoAD with lots of kicks, a Powerslam and a rear choke but WOAD manages to counter out. Lince grows frustrated and deliberately kicks WoAD in the rear but WoAD seems amused by this and asks him to continue. After several failed attempts to cause any noticeable damage, WoAD then demonstrates the awesome power of her rear end with a hip attack that sends Lince across the ring. She then drops onto Lince and locks on a Rear Chinlock that Lince bites his way out of. But that barely slows WoAD down and she continues her ass offensive leading to more near falls. Lince finding himself outgunned, turns to illegal rope chokes and even tries to use his own "small cheeks" in a hip attack on WoAD - which does little as he soon discovers after climbing to the top rope. WoAD sends him down very uncomfortably on the turnbuckle and then applies an Airplane Spin and a back body drop. Both combatants are slow to get up, but after several forearms and a Headbutt, WoAD regains the initiative and prepares a final campaign of intense carpet bombing. Will Lince be able to endure the thunderous assault or will he succumb to the thick thighed offensive?