Kellie Skater vs Danny DeManto & Titan

Kellie opens this match with what might be the most self-assured open challenge yet. Boasting about her incredible abilities and comics-worthy muscles, she asserts that she'd be happy to take on anyone on our roster-Two people even. And who steps up but Danny DeManto and Titan. We see a flash of uncertainty on Skater's face but she accepts–doing pushups and anticipating pressing the guys out of the ring. Unfortunately for Skater, it doesn't quite work out that way. Her massive opponents toss her around every which way, using their far superior size and strength to throw her off cheerfully each time she tries to mount an offense. Tree of Woe, Sidewalk Slams, elevated chokes, Powerslams, kicks, stomps, punches–they take turns punishing Kellie relentlessly. She puts up very little offense and what there is, is shrugged off with a laugh. Finally, a thunderous Chokeslam puts her down for the count as the guys celebrate over their crushed opponent. Fans of one-sided squashes rejoice!