Jayme Jameson vs Santana

Who's feeling patriotic? Santana enters this one proudly waving the flag of the U.S. of A., which doesn't sit well with her Russian opponent "Jayminski" Jameson. Stout and stoic as the motherland, Jayminski is ready to take Santana's shiny championship belt by force. Unfortunately for America, Santana proves to be no match for the foreign invader on this day. Sporting an accent that would make Natasha from "Rocky and Bullwinkle" proud, Comrade Jameson completely dominates Santana for this entire multi-fall match. Within seconds, Jayminski lures her opponent into a test of strength that has Santana screaming her submission. A Sleeperhold puts Santana out, an agonizingly long bodyscissors completely drains her making her easy prey for a pin, and a Camel Clutch forces Santana to say "I give!" All Santana can do is wail like a spoiled brat as she's utterly embarrassed. Even Santana's final attempt at offense is reversed on her, and she can do nothing but quit and watch the victorious Jayminski do what she wants with the belt and the flag.