Danhausen's Worst Day in WWE History Just Happened #Wrestling #Shorts

WWE Elimination Chamber in the Super Bowl starved city of Chicago because 1985 is the exception, not the rule.  Rhea Ripley punched her ticket to WrestleMania and we’re on the verge of another women’s main event at WrestleMania. That means we could possibly get three women’s matches headlining WrestleMania, women wrestling in Saudi Arabia and GTA 6 before the first AEW women’s PPV main event.  Becky Lynch kicked a lady ref in the head and lost the IC title to AJ Lee. When CM Punk returned to the United Center in 2021, he felt like the biggest star in wrestling. When CM Punk returned to the United Center in 2026, he felt like the biggest star in sports. No, literally, Alan Parsons Project, Ray Clay over the PA and the Michael Jordan entrance? Phil Brooks was giving Phil Jackson.  The Brooks family has all the gold all while part-Time Joe is cutting shoot promos from home.  The second rope turned heel on Finn Balor and LA Knight. And I’m sure we’ll be seeing footage on WWE Unreal of Paul Levesque coaching up Eli Drake about how to attack them chords. I’d pay to see backstage footage of Danhausen avoiding eye contact after he went backstage. I love Danhausen but I’ve seen slaves escape boxes and get a warmer reception.  Randy Orton shocked the world with a much-deserved win. He’s your favorite wrestler’s favorite wrestler. The WWE Title Match at WrestleMania will have more challengers than the amount of burners who bullied old girl off Twitter after she talked crazy about Oba.  7/10 and the Elimination Chamber MVP was CM Punk.