Détour mortel 3

I never really cared for the first Wrong Turn, but in breaking the old horror cliché I actually found the sequel to be quite enjoyable; more victims, more freaks, good fun. This film however has taken all the good work in Wrong Turn 2 to make the film into a series akin to a mixture between Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Friday the 13th, what with mental Hillbillies cutting down a group of horny teens, and flushed it down the toilet. We are seemingly transported back to the original family, where only the annoying laughing hick-mutant is left and he inexplicably has a plot-device son. Throw in some escapee prisoners, guards and a little eye candy for taste and you have the recipe for another badly scripted throw away movie that will no doubt be in pound shops by Christmas. There honestly is not much point in watching this movie. Nothing exciting or amusing happens and the dialogue is bad but not cheesy so it's not even that satisfying to laugh at. You will just end up disappointed and a little closer to death. Avoid!

Watched the 7 first minutes, laughed my head off, then it just stopped being funny, only sad. And then I thought wtf and deleted it. The 7 minutes I did watch contained some fantastically bad actors. The cast from The Hills does a far better job than this. And you know that's sad. The first kill was funny. The rest made no sense. But it was a relief not having to watch any more painful dialogues. In this film you root for the creepy nasty inbreed. About the filming. OMG. First I thought there was something wrong with the file. Probably was, it was only in 4:3 format. You know, when you get that frame around the picture. Anyway, it soon dawned on me that the editing and so-called special effects were done on someone's home computer with a cheap userfriendly editing program. If this film cost more than $20000 to make, someone's had a really good vacation. You might argue I only watched 7 minutes. True. I might have missed something. I'm not maschosistic enough to find out though. So if I have missed a fantastic scene or two, I do apologize. My conclusion: Not worth broadband dl, you can use those kbits and the time it takes on something more watchable. Like, anything really. And whatever you do, don't spend money. It's not worth monopoly dollars. If you liked the first Wrong Turn, don't even think about peeking at this, it will only ruin the good impression you had of the first one. Yes, it's that bad.

As a fan of the first two 'Wrong Turn' films, I was expecting this to be a good but not great film with enough gore/horror/comedy to keep me entertained for 90 minutes. How wrong I was. The plot consists of this; four college kids are out rafting in the Bluefish River area, however their fun is abruptly ended when they are attacked by the mutant cannibal hillbilly Three Finger (Borislav Iliev). Only the teenager Alex (Janet Montgomery) succeeds in escaping running through the woods. Meanwhile, a group of dangerous criminals are transported from the West Virginia Grafton Penitentiary in a custody bus escorted by three security guards through the backwoods. Predictably the bus is attacked by Three Finger, causing the bus to crash in the woods and the struggle for power and survival begins. Initially, I thought the plot was fairly well thought out and had the potential to work quite well. However, it doesn't work and these are the reasons why; the terrible casting, the laughable special effects and the dire script. I understand that this was a low budget horror movie but it could have been done so much better. The casting of British actors in American parts didn't help the film either with most of the casts accents slipping constantly, Tamer Hassan is particularly bad in his role and often reveals his strong London accent. The special effects are beyond cheap and they look like something from the 70s or 80s. But undoubtedly the worst element of this movie is the script which could have been written by a couple of teenagers, the guards and cops have clichéd dialogue and the other actors have such a poor script to work with you almost begin to feel sorry for them. Overall this movie is very poor and most importantly not scary in the slightest. In the end I found it a little insulting to the 'Wrong Turn' franchise. I give it 2/10 and I think that may be slightly generous.

And this isn't the first movie to do this but it damn sure is one of the worst examples of it but deepfaking aDEADactor into a moviefora shitty cameo should have never been even ON the table and the effectforit looks so shitty. Fan service done DISTASTEFULLYforthe3/?