Jessica James vs Betsy & Joey Machete

Wrestling

Taon2026

Tagal0m

Panoorin Ngayon

7.3

Betsy and Joey taunt Jessica into accepting a 30 minute match that should be called "the complete and utter destruction of Jessica James". From the minute the bell rings it's obvious that James is in trouble. Her offense against her two behemoth opponents proves about as effective as punching a brick wall. Of course it doesn't help Jessica's cause that Betsy and Joey bend and break just about every rule in the book. Jessica is beaten, battered, stretched and pounded in this one. She endures an Abdominal Stretch, a Crossface, a huge face-first slam, and Betsy even bends James to the point where her foot touches her own head! She gets tied to the Tree of Woe and even hammered with a baseball bat before finally surrendering to a particularly vicious fishhook Camel Clutch by Machete. The thing is, the submission will not end her misery. The deal was 30 minutes, and now Jessica certainly realizes her mouth got her in trouble again. After a golf club and metal folding chair are introduced in the "match", Jessica taps out to a Boston Crab, a leglock, and a Texas Cloverleaf. Still no end though as Joey and Betsy are still having way too much fun! They punish her some more with a doubleteam Suplex, a Powerslam, a running splash, and a Figure Four Leglock where Joey does a Ric Flair imitation that would make Naitch proud. In the end, it's a cruel STF that finishes the contest. Betsy sums it all up when she tells Jessica she gets "an E for Effort, and an S for Stupid."