Paranormal Whacktivity

Not funny.. I've never EVER! Written a good or a bad review.. but this movie is my first time.. I have to admit i barely got to the 30min mark but it's just so damn stupid.. I can't get the fact that the guy is just trying to record everything and trying to act all funny by "this should be on my movie" like dude come on.. and i know its a comedy movie but where did all the comedy go.. well thanks y'all greetings from rgv south texas!!!

Michael (William Patrick Riley) and Kasey (Sasha Formoso) have sex issues, in that they don't have sex since moving into her uncle's house. A demon satisfies Kasey while she is asleep, so she doesn't want sex, while Michael chokes a barnyard full of chickens. The film consists of them attempting to film themselves having sex for which Michael hires various production assistants, union men to light off fireworks, and a fluffer (Aneliese Roettger). They are also trying to get rid of the demon. The movie falls flat. The humor is idiotic and not in a good way. The nudity is light, which needed to be pumped due to the lack of humorous scenes. The film attempts to be sexy with minimum nudity, but doesn't make it. It is not an inspirational spoof. For instance, one of the better jokes was when someone says, "There's a tiger in your bathroom." Michel runs up to find a Tiger Woods look-a-like sitting on the bowl. By the time that gag happened, I knew what he would find when he got there. I guess if you are 18 and haven't been seen a comedy before, you might find it funny. I found it pitiful. Sex and silicon Nudity (Aneliese Roettger )

I really wish there was a 0/10 option for garbage like this... This movie didn't make me laugh one time, in fact, it made my head hurt after about 15 minutes. It looks like a couple 12 year olds shot this movie with a cellphone with the worst possible actors. I understand these parody movies aren't gonna be great films but is it too much to ask to just be able to sit through it..because I wasn't able to do that with this crap. Granted I did get to see this crap for free, but it was still a waste of an hour and a half I could of spent doing anything else. Please save yourself the trouble of sitting through an hour and a half of this garbage and go watch paint dry...I promise you it would be a lot more funny than this movie.

--SPOILERS-- This movie is so awful that it inspired me to register here at IMDb and write a review out of spite. I sat before my TV transfixed in utter horror as this film played from beginning to end. What can laughingly be called a plot unfolds when a couple moves into a house haunted by a demon. These two don't seem to have a very healthy relationship no matter how many times they claim to care for each other. This movie concentrates on the sexual aspect of things where, stop me if you've heard this before, the man is constantly aroused and the woman is less than thrilled about it. His goal for the entire movie is simply to film a * with his girlfriend. "Hilarity" ensues. They partake in the usual spoof fare of flatulence jokes and rambling skits one would expect to find written by a particularly deficient 12 year old. Where this movie really earns my own personal hatred is with the would-be main character. Any man with the least bit of self-respect will feel utter contempt for this character while watching him worship and sacrifice for a woman who shows nothing but disdain for his efforts. In the end, they exorcise the demon and get their happy ending. I give this film a rating of 2 because every element except the writing and acting is passable. The audio and video are both clear and show some level of understanding about cinema. Nothing else is praiseworthy. Please don't watch this movie lest you end up transfixed as I was.