Me and Him

As soon as my friends and I stumbled upon this movie in a Leonard Maltin guide, it became a bit of a running joke among us. Finally, after years of wondering just what this movie was, we found it in the local video store and had to see it for ourselves. Man, what a disappointment. We expected it to be bad, don't get me wrong. But we expected it to be REALLY bad. Instead, this was just bad bad: mediocre. There's nothing the least bit interesting about this movie. If you're going to make a bad movie, at least make it REALLY bad. Classically bad. Anyway, we only got about halfway through before giving up on it completely. The whole thing was just really annoying...the * has an obnoxious voice and keeps calling "Hey Bert! Look at her, Bert!", usually in reference to a woman who isn't even all that attractive...and then Bert gets into some kind of trouble as a result. Rinse, lather, repeat. Over and over again. What a waste. Avoid.

I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. I recommend it to anyone who wants to see an exaggerated view of the male condition. I laughed my head off, and bought a copy of the tape. Then I started to let everyone I know watch it. If you don't mind crude-humor and an offbeat topic, watch it. Imagine waking up on your birthday, and having your * start talking to you. Then going down the street, trying to stay focused, and having your * cause your imagination to go wild, causing every women to appear to be dressed in just their undergarments. This movie is a b-rated classic in my opinion.