Greed, lust, dirty tricks and bloody fist fights... All those things that make life worth living. When Piper and Rick, the two hottest properties in the Battle of the Bands want to make it, only one thing stands in their way. They're from opposing high schools and Malibu High's 6'6" muscle-bound monster Godzilla is going to do everything and anything stop his sweet little sister getting it on with some jerk from the Coldwater Canyon High. When all else fails, only Lovelines answering service can keep them together.
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Cast
Rod Amateau
Director
Greg Bradford
Rick Johnson
Mary Beth Evans
Piper
Michael Winslow
J.D
Don Michael Paul
Jeff
Tammy Taylor
Priscilla
Stacey Toten
Cynthia
Robert DeLapp
The Beagle
Frank Zagarino
Godzilla
Todd Bryant
Hammer
Jonna Lee
Lisa
Robin Watkins
Theresa
Claudia Cowan
Brigit
Lynn Cartwright
Mrs. Woodson
Albert Szabo
Professor Fromawitz
David Jolliffe
Tongue
Miguel Ferrer
Dragon
Sherri Stoner
Suzy
Sarah Buxton
Cathy
Chip Hand
Writer
William Byron Hillman
Writer
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Lovelines
A worthless film that borrows heavily from all the 80's teen dramas out there. It's filled with a typical plot line, including rivals falling in love and being chased by muscle bound morons. This stuff was popular in high school but there's absolutely no redeeming quality here, its utterly boring. Most of the actors aren't working, except a few of the goons who are doing stunt work. Avoid at all costs, except to analyze junk 80's clothing styles........ .
Lovelines is one of the worst films ever made. So why the Nine? In the very start of the movie, a girls' high school swim team has a prank played on them by girls from the rival high school and lose their suits, with an underwater camera on hand to take it all in. This is the best such scene of the 1980's. So while the Nine is heavily qualified, this scene turns a must-avoid into a must-have, at least for fans of such scenes. There are some problems even in the scene. The swim girls veer between stupid behavior and going along with the gag at their expense. No scene is shown of them making a mad dash for the locker room. They react to an underwater camera they shouldn't know about. But if you want to see a voyeur scene that embodies all the rest, rent or buy Lovelines.
