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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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Cast
Rose Byrne
Linda
Delaney Quinn
Child
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
A$AP Rocky
James
Ivy Wolk
Diana
Christian Slater
Charles
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
Conan O'Brien
Therapist
Manu Narayan
Landlord
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline
Ella Beatty
Kate
Eva Kornet
Breathworker
Helen Hong
Eva
Daniel Zolghadri
Stephen
Josh Pais
Brad
Ronald Bronstein
Caroline's Husband
Laurence Blum
Police Officer
Lark White
Vanessa
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LADIPOENov 23, 2025