Epic Movie

So far this year i have seen movies each week as i find being in a new relationship, movies are a big part of life , last weekend it was a choice of some crazy lady who writes books on rabbits, or epic movie. And because of my love for spoof movies, hot shots, etc. i Convinced my crew, to see epic movie. I am now the most hated man in Australia, and have lost the pants wearing position in my relationship with my missus. The movie was shat, i seriously cannot believe that has made it onto film. The moral, go see anything else even if its foreign. I disliked it so much i had to register for this site to vote 1 (awful) for it. One good thing (Stiffler's mom)

No. I only saw this film because a friend bought it (unwittingly unaware that it was a turd in a DVD case), and I really want back that hour of my life. Seriously, why do these people make films? I can guarantee you that this film is NOT "from the guys who watch too many movies", its from "those tools who have seen too many TRAILERS". The "jokes" are terrible, the acting sucks worse than a plank of wood with an angry face drawn on it, and guess what? Some of their jokes are even "lifted" from the films they are parodying (seriously). I assure you, you aren't missing anything by not watching this film. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME.

This movie just stinks. That's all I can say. Kal Penn is the only actor I remember in the cast, and I'm sure he can do better movies than this. As for the humour in this movie, how did it get by with a PG-13? The MPAA must be falling asleep when they do the classification and they miss all the dirty parts. Finally, a Superman with a British accent? I don't think so. Superman is as American as apple pie! People who do movies like this really should be put down at birth. It seems as if the golden age for spoof movies has been over for a long time.

I really don't understand why Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are continuously making movies. It's amazing that their movies are so pitiful. You would think that, although being as stupid as they are, they would be somewhat entertaining films...false. It's always the same parodies over-and-over again. I find it funny how they are supposed to be parodies of the clichés in movies, yet become clichéd themselves. Just add some pop-culture references in and you have yourselves a comedy! Some scenes in this could have been funny, but were too long and overdone. Some jokes and scenes can make someone simply giggle or smile, but overall, none are truly laughable. These types of movies have no use in this world, honestly. Why are there people spending money on these movies? Or, an even better question yet, why is money being spent to make these movies? 'Epic movie' is an 'Epic' failure. (I know, I'm so original... but hey, it's the truth.)

I'm not usually hard on movies like these.... these spoofs are never very good movies. But generally they can at least make me laugh a few times and be the mindless distraction we all seek in these silly movies.... even Scary Movies 3 and 4 which most people hate, I can watch and admire how silly they are.... but this movie was horrid. It was as if they just collected a bunch of skits made by some drunk frat boys and put them into a movie.... there was no plot, or rhyme or reason to the madness. Fact is we had to turn the movie off because it was just so horrible we could not watch...... that has not happened since White Chicks which we left the theater on during the first 20 minutes..... Epic Movie had such potential but the execution was terrible. They seemingly wrote nothing, they just copied the original and then over played it back with a lame celebrity twist or a predictable joke.....

I am giving this film two stars as all the movies it satires deserve to be sent up as they were mostly rubbish with the exception of Nachos Libre. Someone should do a spoof on Australian films but then again no one knows the films. Australian films are the biggest joke. They should choose films like Elizabeth , any Nicole Kidman film , and He3ath ledger film and Russell Crowe films are a riot. Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchette are about the worst actors in History. The acting and the jokes were pretty bland and thats about all I have to say about it.

This film is scary....and no it is no horror nor crime it is hard for my eyes to watch.Why does my eyes have to see it . It is worse than Date Movie or one of them scary movie boring films.I might as well watch saw because this film gave me a larger fright. Help just help .IMDb for once agrees with me too .For that i am so happy bottom 100 thank our lord.Our lord of IMDb. Narnia? Snakes on a Plane? Charlie Chocolate Factory!!!! this movie makes me cry for that it is a 1 out of 10.I do not recommend this movie at all.Try to cover you eyes when you watch this movie.It will help you .Trust Me!