Melvin Byrd, who dreams of being a scientist, is a Cape Kennedy "miniscule molecular particle surveillance monitor" - in short, a janitor. His job is to keep a major rocket project completely dust-free, and this he does with his own hilariously fantastic inventions - including a literal attack on dirt by a "knight on a white horse". In his work, he meets Judy, a chimp involved in a top-secret project, which leads Melvin into the one room strictly off-limits to him. Not until he has entered the project room does Melvin learn that any man entering it will be negatively ionized - making him fly like a bird.
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Cast
Andrew Marton
Director
Soupy Sales
Melvin Byrd
Tab Hunter
Lieutenant Porter
Arthur O'Connell
Professor Wald
Edward Andrews
General Smithburn
Doris Dowling
Congresswoman Clanger
Beverly Adams
Claudine Wald
Louis Quinn
Sergeant Skam
Frank Nastasi
Yellow Cab Driver
Burt Taylor
Devlin
Courtney Brown
Arno
Russell Saunders
Clurg
Julian Voloshin
Professor Nep
Bob Bersell
Doorman
Warren Day
Curtis
Jay Laskay
Willie
Burt Leigh
Radar Operator
Judy the Chimpanzee
Judy
Tiffany Bolling
Dancer
Art Arthur
Writer
Leonard B. Kaufman
Writer
Arnie Kogen
Writer