Big Gold Brick [Russian]

Andy Garcia

Floyd Devereaux

Emory Cohen

Samuel Liston

Emory Cohen

Santa Voice

Megan Fox

Jacqueline

Lucy Hale

Lily

Frederick Schmidt

Percy

Leonidas Castrounis

Edward

Shiloh Fernandez

Roy

Oscar Isaac

Anselm Vogelweide

Sergio Rizzuto

Tor

Michael Benjamin Hernandez

Coach Osterhoudt

Tevin Wolfe

Lentin 'Beans' Washington

Tim Rock

The Lawyer

Jeremy Good

Mick Junior

Jay Catlett

Diminutive Man

Steven Swadling

The Limo Driver

Nick Vertucci

The Dirty Cop

Philip Akin

Dr. Elk

Rebecca Amzallag

Female Interviewer